Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Eve Is A Bitch!!!!

  1. Cupid works for the devil.
  2. Be suspicious if ANY man cries.
  3. Sex is usually good, but it ain't always right.
  4. Chocolate is a band-aid no matter what anyone says.
  5. Shoes won't ever stretch.

I need my jammies, a pint of ice cream, a vicodan, and the t.v. remote and I'd be set. I feel like I've been run over by a dump truck and then backed over, just for good measure. PMS IS THE BEST!!! Ha, I should rewind time and beat the hell out of Adam.....see our problems began with me, and I've got a feeling they'll end that way too!

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